Saturday, October 18, 2008

Three Answers That Most Afraid by Man

1. (Whatever)
Men : What to have for dinner?

Women : Whatever.
Men : Why not we have steamboat?
Women : Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men : Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women : Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men : Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women : Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men : Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever.


2. (Anything)
Men : So what should we do now?
Women : Anything
Men : How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women : Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men : How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women : Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men : Then find a café and have drink
Women : Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men : Then what you suggest?
Women : Anything.


3. (You decide)
Men : Then we just go home lo
Women : You decide
Men : Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women : Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men : Ok we will take Taxi
Women : Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men : Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women : What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men : Then what you suggest?
Women : You decide
Men : Let's have dinner first
Women : Whatever.
Men : Eat what?
Women : Anything.
(He looked around... when no one here and he killed her....)